Because fucking Brianna (Holyshisus) is having a fucking birthday.

That’s right, she’s fucking amazing and if you’re not following her, why the fuck not?

(Pardon the excessive use of the word FUCK but, seriously, there isn’t any other way to describe her. Well there may be, but those words aren’t in my dictionary.)

So here begins my birthday message to THE FUCKING AMAZING, GORGEOUS, DELIGHTFUL, FANTASTIC ELASTIC, ELECTRONIC MANIC SUPER SONIC BIONIC, LOVERHOLIC ROBOTRONIC, MYSTERIC HYSTERIC, MIROTIC, WIFE OF HEECHUL BRIANNAAA~

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Dedicated to some people on tumblr who are just about amazing. <3 If you haven’t followed them yet, what’s wrong with you?

LADIES LET’S BEGIN. 

Sherrina x http://jongduck.tumblr.com
OMG bb guuurl I love you so fucking much. I still remember the first time I happened upon your tumblr and I think I fell in love. SO. MUCH. SHINee. But you know, you can never have too much SHINee. As we’ve learned. d: I love how I’ve been there with you for like….like…ever, almost. <3 LOLjk but still. I love how we could never get mad at each other for having the same bias. LOL. Which we do but I don’t remind you of very often but omg it’s so obvious. (:  ALSO, ALSO, I love how I’m writing a fanfic for you, but it’s gotten totally off topic and now you’re at noraebang. LOL idk wtf right? Whatever. We’ll get to some juicy parts soon >:D I promise :3 
I can’t believe you’re my dongsaeng. Like wtf is this, Sherrina. You never told me until like, last week. AND IT WASN’T EVEN ME. It was during the 180 onews chat thing. SHEESH.
I hate how you’re not going to the smtown concert so you can spazz and freak out and fangirl over SHINee and me. D’: DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD THIS MAKES ME? YOU LIKE TOTALLY FREAKING DESERVE TO GO. ): I want to kidnap you so you can go and come with me and spazz with me so I don’t feel awkward with my friends. o_o
OTHER THAN THAT, I KNOW WE’LL BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS AND STICK WITH EACH OTHER FOREVER. RIGHT? YOU BETTER PROMISE.  

xoxo LOVE YOU BABY GIRL.<3

brianna x http://holyshisus.tumblr.com
 LOL I remember when you first followed me and you were like, “omg I love your reblogs and posts!” and I was like “thanks!” And how we’ve still talked after that, and now we’re so tight like what. :3 
I ALSO LIKE THE FACT THAT I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO MEET YOU AT SMTOWN CONCERT. YES. YES. WE’RE GOING LIKE WHAT. OFAIUHSLFUHSDLAIUFHDSUF SDYESSSSSSSS GUURRL I CAN’T WAIT.
Hokay, and besides that spazz, I love how you’re always true to your OTL SUPER JUNIOR. Because only a lesser person than I would not notice. :3 LOL WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT.

xoxo BRI BRI BRIANNA <3

rebecca x http://shineegurl.tumblr.com 
HAHAHHAHAHA REBECCA. NO WORDS WILL EVER BE ABLE TO DESCRIBE YOU. I’m always asking you why you are the way you are, and you NEVER answer me! What the heck! What kind of person are you?! OH I KNOW, A TAEMIN LOVER NOONA. UNNI I LOVE YOU LOL. STOP CALLING ME A LESBO. SHEESH. Oh and you never think I can kill you with some Taemin. HAVE I PROVEN YOU WRONG YET? I’m going to keep on trying until I can. Don’t worry. >:D OH YES.
:3 rahbecca I don’t even know how we started talking, really. It was probably because I was like OMG THANKS FOR FOLLOWING and then we started talking about where we lived, and then shinee, and then it all took off from there! OH and then of course, how you very nicely said you would send me the teaser pictures, too bad I didn’t get them ): Everybody tried sending them to me like 3469218372198 times, and they never worked. HOW SAD IS THAT. Very. -___-
LOL other than that, YOUR SPAM CURRENTLY IS KILLING ME. kthxbye

xoxo BECCA UNNI <3

nicole x http://simplynicoliee.tumblr.com 
Soooo, like I know we’re like new friends or something, but you’re so pretty and funny. :3 LOL. YOU ARE PRETTY. DON’T DENY. DO NOT. I will then be compelled to spam you with NICOLE IS PRETTY posts/asks/replies. Then you’ll get sick of me and then unfollow me. LOLOLOL. True facts, this is going to happen. Then I’ll post a picture of myself and be like EW LOOK AT THIS, and then I’ll stalk you to find a picture of you, and post that and be like OMG LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS BIOTCH. (: FACTS. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD NICOLE. 
I love that you also love my fanfic for no apparent reason because I’m writing it for Sherrina and I never expected anybody else to like it, or want me to finish it. Oh yeah, in reply to your post…..

simplynicoliee replied to your post:keke im so glad that i found such a friendly person on tumblr^^~

I KNOW I’M JUST LIKE THE MOST FRIENDLY PERSON EVER. LOLjk maybe not, but I love talking to people :3 And I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU NICOLE. :3

xoxo my new bb girl. <3

ummmm I’m done being sappy. But I really do love you guys<3 I super duper wish you were my friends in real life. ):